Monarchist Humor Lover Gifts

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

'Hey, I remember you -- You overthrew ME!'

'I'm tired of foreign policy -- I think I'll go interfere in the economy for awhile.'

"I'm making moatmeal. Do you want some?"

'That's Lady Erica the courtesan's courtesan.'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."

Akihito - Emperor of Japan

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

'Is it true? -- Did you slap a tariff on mother?'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

Barry the XVI and Michelle Antoinette

'Tell His Majesty we really do need some more ashtrays.'

We've got to do something about this terrible drought - I want you to all go home and wash your cars.

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Prince Albert in a Can

Burger Monarch Needs Help with Taxes

Cricketing monks.

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'