Fans Of Monarchy Humor Gifts

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

Joke of a lover

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

"That's kingsize?"

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

Mick Jagger Knighthood - "I wish he'd keep still..I'll have his flaming ear off in a minute!"

'That's Lady Erica the courtesan's courtesan.'

Snail Red Carpet

'Actually, he hates having a beard †he just doesn't trust anybody to shave him.'

'Is it true? -- Did you slap a tariff on mother?'

You may already be a Windsor...

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier,'

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

We've got to do something about this terrible drought - I want you to all go home and wash your cars.

"You think it's EASY collecting all these taxes?"

'If you want to be truly incognito, you'll have to lose the crown.'

'You can do anything if you just put your mind to it. Look at me. I had to start out as a Prince and work my way up to King.'

'That's my exit strategy.'

'Do you have any idea how UNPATRIOTIC this is?'

'Is it true? -- Did you slap a tariff on mother?'