Fans Of Monarchy Humor Gifts

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

Joke of a lover

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

"That's kingsize?"

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

Snail Red Carpet

'That's Lady Erica the courtesan's courtesan.'

'Actually, he hates having a beard †he just doesn't trust anybody to shave him.'

You may already be a Windsor...

'Is it true? -- Did you slap a tariff on mother?'

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

We've got to do something about this terrible drought - I want you to all go home and wash your cars.

"You think it's EASY collecting all these taxes?"

'If you want to be truly incognito, you'll have to lose the crown.'

'You can do anything if you just put your mind to it. Look at me. I had to start out as a Prince and work my way up to King.'

'That's my exit strategy.'

Royal wedding: Commemorative mugs

'Is it true? -- Did you slap a tariff on mother?'

'Hey, don't feel bad - The world needs buffer states, too!'