Fans Of Monarchy Satire Gifts

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'We were hoping for something more along the lines of laissez-faire....'

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

The King's New Robes.

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

'Have we found a scandal in here?'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Wow! I can feel the synergy already."

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."

"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."

Trump's Global Reputation.

"Fake news! All fake! Go back out there and bring back news I want to hear!!"

The Emu, whining banks and the EU-castle in the air...

The Rev. Wright Brothers

'It looks like they've added Alan Greenspan.'

"Our guest for the ceasefire meeting has arrived!"

"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

'Do you believe in the Minister for Scottish Tourism?'