Fans Of Monarchy Satire Pillows

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'Netflix and Chilcot?'

The King's New Robes.

'We were hoping for something more along the lines of laissez-faire....'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

"King of what, exactly?"

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'Have we found a scandal in here?'

"Wow! I can feel the synergy already."

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."

'You wonder what the world would have been like if you were never born?...'

"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."

The Rev. Wright Brothers

"Our guest for the ceasefire meeting has arrived!"

"You will never play Rolling Stones music, is that clear!?"

The Emu, whining banks and the EU-castle in the air...

Trump's Global Reputation.

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

'It looks like they've added Alan Greenspan.'

Beltwar Denials

Obamaman's Privatized Rescue Service

"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."

"Fake news! All fake! Go back out there and bring back news I want to hear!!"

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Do you believe in the Minister for Scottish Tourism?'