Fans Of Monarchical Humor Pillows

We've got to do something about this terrible drought - I want you to all go home and wash your cars.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

Make your own bottled water.

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

Privatization and Deregulation are the gas in the engine of the economy.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

Koko's little list

Print Media

Donkey reads 'Leadership Secrets of Lions'.

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

Updated Classic: The Waistland

'C'mon the one with the frilly knickers!'

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

GPs requested ambulances will have to provide a score for level of emergency

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"