Monarchist Humor Lover Pillows

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

'Hey, I remember you -- You overthrew ME!'

'That's Lady Erica the courtesan's courtesan.'

"I'm making moatmeal. Do you want some?"

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

'I'm tired of foreign policy -- I think I'll go interfere in the economy for awhile.'

"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

'Is it true? -- Did you slap a tariff on mother?'

We've got to do something about this terrible drought - I want you to all go home and wash your cars.

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier,'

Barry the XVI and Michelle Antoinette

Akihito - Emperor of Japan

'Tell His Majesty we really do need some more ashtrays.'

Graffiti Reads: Down with the kingStoopid KingKing Stinks. You and your literacy programs!

Cricketing monks.

Prince Albert in a Can

Burger Monarch Needs Help with Taxes