Monarch Humor Appreciator Pillows

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

North Pole.

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Charles I

Queen reigning.

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Ethelred II

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Any apologies for absence?"

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

King reaching for an apple

God save the Queen.

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

The Queen

Henry VIII

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

Eadwig

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'