Royalty Humor Appreciator Pillows

'You guys are all pardoned - I'm putting in a wine cellar.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"All rise."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

King reaching for an apple

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

"Quiet night in with BF. . . #romance #truelove."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

'I said, do you like my hair this way?'

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

A man with a key head and a woman with a lock face

"This should be hilarious."

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'They're not available right now, Sire - All your economic advisors are working second jobs.'

"At what point did huddling for warmth become groping for breasts?"