Royalty Humor Appreciator Pillows

'You guys are all pardoned - I'm putting in a wine cellar.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"All rise."

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

"Quiet night in with BF. . . #romance #truelove."

King reaching for an apple

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

'I said, do you like my hair this way?'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'They're not available right now, Sire - All your economic advisors are working second jobs.'

"At what point did huddling for warmth become groping for breasts?"

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

A man with a key head and a woman with a lock face

Joke of a lover

Palanquin Toilet Break

"This should be hilarious."