Royalty Humor Lovers Pillows

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Joke of a lover

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"All rise."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

King reaching for an apple

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"It is not you. It is we."

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

"That's kingsize?"

'You guys are all pardoned - I'm putting in a wine cellar.'

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

Palanquin Toilet Break

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

'First you drop hints - if that doesn't work, you drop bombs.'

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'