Monarch Admirer Pillows

The Queen

Camilla Parker-Bowles

'I love receiving these royalty checks.'

Queen reigning.

St. Edward the Confessor

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

King George III

"Any apologies for absence?"

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

King George II

'The best part about being a king is that you can name your own salary.'

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

King Edward VII

Prince William

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

God save the Queen.

Queen Mary II

King Edward VIII

Ethelred II

Prince Charles.

William III

Eadwig

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Queen Victoria's Jubilee

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"