Monarchy Admirers Pillows

'If you need me I'll be on the throne.'

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

'Let's just say, Sire, that the moderates favor abdication.'

'I'm bushed -- Let's call it a day.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"And to think he started in accounting."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Charles I

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work

Queen reigning.

Ethelred II

"Any apologies for absence?"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Coventry Carol

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

The Queen

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

God save the Queen.

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

The Queen

Henry I of England

Henry VIII

King James I