Monarchy Admirers Gifts

'If you need me I'll be on the throne.'

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

'Let's just say, Sire, that the moderates favor abdication.'

'I'm bushed -- Let's call it a day.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"And to think he started in accounting."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

UK dissolution

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work

Charles I

Queen reigning.

Coventry Carol

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Ethelred II

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

"Any apologies for absence?"

The Queen

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

God save the Queen.

The Queen

Henry VIII

King James I

Henry I of England