Modern Monarchy Admirer Gifts

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Surprise!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Not till you're sixteen.'

My Prince.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.