Monarch Admirers Gifts

"I hate to brag, but I am the state."

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"And to think he started in accounting."

'...And of course I'll need a small tax hike to implement the big tax hike.'

The king's wig is finished --- Run it over to the castle. Ah, the hair to the throne!

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Put it in petty cash.