Monarchist Admirer Gifts

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Hildegard von Bingen

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

History of Cartooning.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Robert Schumann

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Charles Baudelaire

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life