Royal Admirer Gifts

Prince Charles

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Infantas Around Town

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Identity parade guardsmen.

Camilla Parker Bowles.

The perils of a court presentation

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

French 75s at the Stafford

King Solomon, wisest of all men, is stumped at last.

'Personally, my dear, I've never encountered the glass ceiling.'

William & Kate - super!

'Maybe crying worked for Hillary, but it's not working for you.'

'Ever since she found out she's related to one of the Queen's Corgi's!'

'I thought you received a letter from the Queen. But I didn't know you got a present as well!'

King Jogging With Red Carpet

'A penny for your thoughts, dear.'

'Sorry about the mess - We just massacred a bunch of Albigensians.'

King John

"Lose the bells, I keep thinking there's someone at the door."

King Charles III

Women Take The Place Of The Band At St.James Palace.

'Yes, now that you mention it, we DO think it's easy being King!'

Stamps: King Carlos I of Spain.

'What do you mean, 'Is the head of the household in?''

It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Now that's an afro!'

Knight Golfing

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."