Queen Admirer Gifts

Elizabeth II

'You didn't care about Mary Queen of Scots or Louis XVI, so why all of a sudden are you granting asylum to Lady Godiva?'

The Queen's Collies.

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Swiss army knife

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Car joust.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Jester Surgeon

Goddess

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Nevermore."

Remarkably Richmond

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Love Birds love just being together

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.