Queen Admirer Gifts

Elizabeth II

'You didn't care about Mary Queen of Scots or Louis XVI, so why all of a sudden are you granting asylum to Lady Godiva?'

The Queen's Collies.

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

Swiss army knife

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Car joust.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Goddess

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Nevermore."

Love Birds love just being together

Remarkably Richmond

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'