Queen Of Hearts Admirer Gifts

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Love

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Nevermore."

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Love Birds love just being together

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Elizabeth II

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding