Queen Of Hearts Fan Gifts

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Queen.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'The King of what?'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"One blackbird pizza?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

A day at the races

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Barber shop quartet

The Queen

I love you Geyser...

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Cleopatra

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

Canute Does It Again

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'