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Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Queen.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

I love you Geyser...

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

The Queen

A day at the races

Barber shop quartet

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Cleopatra

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

Canute Does It Again

Elizabeth I