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Elizabeth I

The Queen

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'The Burrito King.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Valentine Day

'Greenwich in the Season'

Mantis Love

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Love Birds love just being together

You just keep giving.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"I welcome the discussion."

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Free love

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'I even love the way you snore!'

I can't bear to be without you.

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

A small heart within a big heart.

Mouse King