Queen Aficionado Gifts

Elizabeth I

The Queen

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Back to school.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Sitting in a tree

'The Burrito King.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Valentine Day

'Greenwich in the Season'

Mantis Love

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Love Birds love just being together

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

You just keep giving.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"I welcome the discussion."

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

I can't bear to be without you.

Free love

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

'I even love the way you snore!'