Royalty Aficionado Gifts

"I welcome the discussion."

'Don't think of it as a problem ??" think of it as an opportunity.'

'True, but inefficiency and waste in government is an important part of our economy.'

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

"Remember the eighties, when everything you touched turned to gold?"

'Nice try, but wearing blue jeans and a flannel shirt doesn't make you a populist.'

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'Don't be too impressed -- he got it for surrendering.'

Charles I

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"How would Sire like his heretic: rare, medium or well done?"

"I wouldn't mind this so much, if it weren't for the inheritance taxes!"

'They're ten stories down - How can they look suspicious.'

'Well, I guess they had the votes to override your veto after all, didn't they?'

The Princess and the Pea Soup.

'I can't sleep. I'm going downstairs to watch some opera.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"That is a good thing- I don't have to explain myself either,"

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'Sorry about the war and the economy and everything, folks ? I was misled by my speechwriters.'

Are you certain it is Kate Middletons actual wedding dress...'

King Henry.

'Well, that was a frank exchange of views.'

"You think being born to greatness is easy?"

The Prince Regent and Lady Hertford's Affair

"It's not enough I want to be king of the beasts as well."

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

King George VI

'A government can't close for inventory!'

Mouse King

King Henry VII