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"I welcome the discussion."

'Don't think of it as a problem ??" think of it as an opportunity.'

'True, but inefficiency and waste in government is an important part of our economy.'

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

"Remember the eighties, when everything you touched turned to gold?"

'Nice try, but wearing blue jeans and a flannel shirt doesn't make you a populist.'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

'Don't be too impressed -- he got it for surrendering.'

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

Charles I

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"How would Sire like his heretic: rare, medium or well done?"

"I wouldn't mind this so much, if it weren't for the inheritance taxes!"

'Well, I guess they had the votes to override your veto after all, didn't they?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'They're ten stories down - How can they look suspicious.'

'I TOLD you to try diplomacy first!'

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

Pomp and Circumstantial Evidence.

The Prince Regent and Lady Hertford's Affair

King George VI

King Henry VII

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

'Well, that was a frank exchange of views.'

"That is a good thing- I don't have to explain myself either,"

'Sorry, dear, but we knew this job was dangerous when we took it.'

'I can't sleep. I'm going downstairs to watch some opera.'

'Just once I'd like to go to a family reunion that doesn't end up as a hostage situation!'

'Thy Lear jet awaits, Sire.'

'A government can't close for inventory!'

'So what? -- I don't get to vote either, you know!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

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