Royalty Enthusiast Gifts

"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."

"Nice moat."

Carl XVl Gustaf

"We can't agree on a size."

"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

'So far I've got Sacramento Kings, L.A. Kings, Kings of Leon, Kings of Comedy, King of Rock 'n Roll...Have I left anyone out of your trademark infringement suit, sire?'

'I TOLD you we should run it by legal first!'

'You have to delegate SOME authority.'

The princess and the pea.

Call PR!

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'You have to delegate SOME authority.'

"I'm concerned about my legacy - kill the historians."

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

Elizabeth II

"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."

poverty-stricken family watching T.V. "God bless the Royal Family...what would we do without them?"

"My position here is largely symbolic."

'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'

Queen Elizabeth II

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'

'It's quite a class-action suit, Sire -- you versus everybody else.'

'Look - if I'd had any idea what a constitution was, I never would have signed the darn thing, okay?'

'Actually, they're King Charles the First spaniels.'

Prince Philip

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'This new king of ours, this George the First, he's very German, isn't he?'

'The deficit is at an all-time high, and you want to do VOLUNTEER work?'

Princess and the Pea, Revisited

The Queen

Royally Overspent

"We are not amused."

'True, but fraud and waste in government is an important part of our economy.'

"You will meet a tall dark stranger, then a short dark..."

The Accession of the Queen of India