Royalty Enthusiast Pillows

"Nice moat."

"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."

Carl XVl Gustaf

"We can't agree on a size."

"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

'I TOLD you we should run it by legal first!'

The princess and the pea.

'You have to delegate SOME authority.'

Call PR!

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'You have to delegate SOME authority.'

"I'm concerned about my legacy - kill the historians."

"My position here is largely symbolic."

"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

poverty-stricken family watching T.V. "God bless the Royal Family...what would we do without them?"

Elizabeth II

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'

Queen Elizabeth II

Prince Philip

'Look - if I'd had any idea what a constitution was, I never would have signed the darn thing, okay?'

'It's quite a class-action suit, Sire -- you versus everybody else.'

'Actually, they're King Charles the First spaniels.'

'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'

Princess and the Pea, Revisited

'The deficit is at an all-time high, and you want to do VOLUNTEER work?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We are not amused."

Royally Overspent

The Queen

'This new king of ours, this George the First, he's very German, isn't he?'

The Accession of the Queen of India

'Instead of a knighthood, Sire, could I just have the money instead?'

'As long as you're going to the mall, get all the sales tax.'

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."