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Queen Silvia Bernadotte

"His Highness is changing his relationship status."

'But, Your Honor, I thought absolute power was supposed to be corrupt.'

King George III

'Of course I'm tax-exempt!'

"How do you feel about staying in power?"

"But I've already paid for four weddings and a funeral"

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

William I

Princess Anne

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Do you have a royalty card?'

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

'You do realise that ‘Shag, Marry or Kill' is just meant to be a game, don't you?'

Queen Elizabeth I

'You have to learn to read, Son, so Parliament can't put anything over on you.'

"I think your new Queen is here."

'Does your majesty want fries with that'

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'I just wrote us up a new Constitution -- all in favor say 'Aye.''

'Then, just so the masses won't revolt, we'll call it a working vacation.'

"Finally!"

Royalty playing golf

Queen Anne

Athelstan

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"Gentlemen, the fact that all my horses and all my men couldn't put Humpty together again simply proves to me that I must have more horses and more men."

"The tiny winged beings, Sire, are called gnats."

'I pronounce you tax-exempt.'

Queen Mary I

Treasonable footman.

The Descendants

Chess king and queen head for pawn shop.

"Ah! The common man! I've heard a lot about you."

Rule Britannia!