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King

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"She wishes to range free!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Princess Anne

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Sistine Selfie

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The Death Of Venus

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'