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The Queen

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Death Of Venus

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sistine Selfie

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Nevermore."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Hillary Clinton

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Hans Holbein