Regency Era Admirer Pillows

Countess

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Nevermore."

Blue Dress

The evidence destroyed

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Overdoing it.