Regency Era Admirer Gifts

Countess

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Boy whistling at crackers.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Blue Dress

The evidence destroyed

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'