Golden Age Admirer Gifts

Clark Gable

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"What old school? This is my life."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Diego Velasquez

Sistine Selfie

The Death Of Venus

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Boy whistling at crackers.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The evidence destroyed

Blue Dress

"It was her mothers"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

Teddy Roosevelt

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

Overdoing it.

Hans Holbein

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Centaur falls in love.

Antiques

"Fashion over function!"