Golden Age Aficionado Gifts

"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

Audrey Hepburn

Diego Velasquez

Gregory Pecks

The DaVinci Code

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Jimmy Cagney.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Ed's receding hairline!

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'