Golden Age Aficionado T-Shirts

"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

Diego Velasquez

Gregory Pecks

The DaVinci Code

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Ed's receding hairline!

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Abacus.

"It's a novel about interest rates."