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"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

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"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Abacus.

"You've got night fever."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Play on."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"I'd like to make a return."

Christine McVie

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Wild and crazy salmon

David Bowie