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Oldies Band.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Play on."

Luthier

Disco Owls

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Old songs made new

Maria Teresa Vera

Lord of the Strings.

'Who's Phil Collins?'

Rolling Stones

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Can I be Frank with you?

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Mia Martini

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Gramophone Headphone

'Not the Adam Ant!'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

A swing bin...

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Mick Jagger

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

"Ahhh, look at all the lonely people."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"He's beginning to recognize you"

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

Michael Jackson