Old-school Music Fan T-Shirts

"Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa..." "That's a can of chopped chicken, Grampa."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

ZZZZZZZ Top

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Elvis Presley

Highland Piper.

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

The Four Tops in Concert

Angus McKinnon Young

Old songs made new

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Elephant in Headphones

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

The Ignored Busker

Bob Dylan

Eddie Van Halen

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Mick Jagger at 95.

Rolling Stones

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Snake listening to music on headphones.

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

The Third Day of Christmas