Renaissance Admirer Pillows

'Excellent my dear, but perhaps a tad more mystery.'

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Hans Holbein

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

"But my wife is trying to keep up with the Medicis."

Sistine Selfie

Shakespeare

The Leonardo Da Vinci Gallery

Ballet Couple

You're my Mona Lisa.

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

The Death Of Venus

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The DaVinci Code

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

A man taking a bow

Raphael

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.