Antique Admirer Pillows

'Wow! An old penny!'

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

'Please do not touch' signs all over a museum. The guard has a 'please touch' above her.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"I thought this was an antique shop."

"Someday, I will have a brand-new computer of my very own...and a PDA and an antique roll-top desk and every one of the world's greatest books and...sigh..."

Mangle

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I'll be back- I want to think about it."

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Antiques

2nd Hand Shop.

'Isn't that the computer model you bought back in January?'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

How some things got their names: Baby Grand.

"I only watch it to see if the last dress he bought me is worth anything."

"Special today: Reclining chair with one used husband."

The days before television

'Interesting jugs.'

Teddy Roosevelt

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Time Smoking a Picture.

Martin Folkes Esq.

Victorian men packing.

Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.

"July, 1967. An antiques fair in Peekskill, New York. A gorgeous eighteenth-century French armoire for an unbelievable three hundred dollars. What's-his-name here says 'This we don't need.' Are you getting the picture?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."