Antique Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't make me take these home - 50p.' 'What WAS I thinking - 20p.' 'I know, I know ... - 10p.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"No, we may not take Grandpa to Antiques Roadshow."

The Ottoman Empire

Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

National Trust for Historic Preservation of Frank's Chair

Authentic signed Holy Grail

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"

Antique Anvil Collectors Item - "Collectors item means you collect it."

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

No Radio On Board

The Old Curiosity Shop

Antiques

'It's a pre-owned Lincoln.'

Antiques made daily!!

Pick Your Own Berries

Billy strip: broken vase.

'Thanks a million.'

'Apparently she spotted it in an antique shop and fell in love with it.'

Antique Show Piggy

"Lot 541, the last A Level Art History Syllabus, frame and dated, what do I hear bid. . .?"

'The reason I can date this piece so accurately as 2000 years and 10 days is because the man who brought it in said it was 2000 years old and that was 10 days ago!'

I love Antique Markets.

Sand clock and Pyramids

Eli Whitney

Cyrus Hall McCormick

The Antique Road Show

'You can tell it ent Ming coz there aint no ting.'

Books of Tablets

'The New Supermarket Is Doing Old Curiosities Much Cheaper...'