Antique Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't make me take these home - 50p.' 'What WAS I thinking - 20p.' 'I know, I know ... - 10p.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"No, we may not take Grandpa to Antiques Roadshow."

Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

The Ottoman Empire

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques made daily!!

'It's a pre-owned Lincoln.'

No Radio On Board

Antiques

The Old Curiosity Shop

Antique Anvil Collectors Item - "Collectors item means you collect it."

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"

Authentic signed Holy Grail

National Trust for Historic Preservation of Frank's Chair

'The New Supermarket Is Doing Old Curiosities Much Cheaper...'

Books of Tablets

'You can tell it ent Ming coz there aint no ting.'

The Antique Road Show

Cyrus Hall McCormick

Eli Whitney

Billy strip: broken vase.

'Thanks a million.'

'Apparently she spotted it in an antique shop and fell in love with it.'

Pick Your Own Berries

Sand clock and Pyramids

Antique Show Piggy

'The reason I can date this piece so accurately as 2000 years and 10 days is because the man who brought it in said it was 2000 years old and that was 10 days ago!'

I love Antique Markets.

'You can never touch these. They're called 'antiques'.'