Antique Aficionados Gifts

Stan's OK Deliveries

'Safe at last! I was terrified Rex would knock over one of their priceless antiques!'

"Oh, yeah, I took your special chair to 'Antique Roadshow.'"

Islington Angels.

"It's 'National Cherish an Antique Day.'"

"I think you wound it too tight."

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Books of Tablets

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

William Wordsworth

A new meaning in the Roman

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Grandfather Clock

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Johannes Gutenberg

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'