Antiques Aficionado Gifts

"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

'We're looking for 'antique items' today, sir - not antique relatives!'

Antiques roadshow 4, naked sculpture "I'm afraid it's reproduction"

Antiques - Spode-u-like.

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"