Antiques Enthusiast Gifts

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

You break what you pay - Kids Welcome.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I'm bringing out a tabloid.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Ladies by the seaside

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'