Antiques Enthusiast Mugs

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

You break what you pay - Kids Welcome.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I'm bringing out a tabloid.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Grandma's caf

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

Typewriters and Laptops.

1930's Lady.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'