Antiquities Enthusiast Pillows

Customs examination

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sundial Time

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Souvenirs.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Johannes Gutenberg

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Books of Tablets

Grandfather Clock

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Islington Angels.

A new meaning in the Roman

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."