Antiquity Aficionados Pillows

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sundial Time

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

Souvenirs.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Books of Tablets

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Islington Angels.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Antique silver

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Stan's OK Deliveries

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"