Ancient Culture Aficionados Pillows

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

How Romans give each other a high five...

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Mummy Musician

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Carpe diem

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Hieroglyph stamps.