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'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Mummy Musician

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Cleopatra

"He died young."