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'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Egyptian Football

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

How Romans give each other a high five...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Romulus and Remus

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Mummy Musician

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Modeling gig

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Carpe diem

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'