Ancient Culture Admirers T-Shirts

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Egyptian Football

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Romulus and Remus

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Mummy Musician

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Modeling gig

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Carpe diem

Cleopatra

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."